Vinicios Andre

After shattering his ankle on a loose garden gnome, this cocky Brazilian dynamo returned with twice the ferocity, blending blistering speed with a brutal aerial threat that terrifies midfielders. He charges across the pitch like an unstoppable force of nature, though he famously loses focus whenever his dribbling becomes more clunky than his finishing. He remains convinced he is the best player on the planet, using that relentless edge to punish anyone daring enough to challenge him.