Dean Thomson

This New Zealand lightning bolt attacks with an unreal combination of speed and precision, despite lacking any trace of technical flair. Before kick-off, he forces his teammates to stomp in perfect rhythm while he stares intensely into a mirror, a bizarre habit that leaves the squad exhausted, yet they accept his madness for the sake of his game-changing explosiveness. Once he breaks into a run, his finishing is as ruthless as his pitch-side composure is unwavering.