Juozapas Stonys

This reserved Lithuanian fullback reads the game like a grandmaster, ghosting into passing lanes with lethal anticipation despite his comical inability to win an aerial duel. To focus, he insists on rearranging every locker room shoe by color before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to hop around in search of their own gear. While his positioning and jockeying are world-class, don't ask him to head a ball unless you enjoy watching him miss the target entirely.