Blaise Pare

This assertive wingback terrorizes opponents with lightning pace and crushing slide tackles, though his mediocre aerial game can leave him exposed on high crosses. He refuses to take the pitch without balancing a single pebble on his forehead for ten seconds in the tunnel, a quirk his bewildered teammates endure with silent, confused stares. Despite his lack of stamina, his explosive defensive intensity and raw physical strength make him a volatile force for any squad.