Alper de Regt

This lightning-quick Dutch winger dances through defenses with incredible agility, though his shaky balance often sees him tipping over like a falling tree. Before every kickoff, he obsessively organizes his locker according to color-coded tape, leaving his confused teammates to simply step over his meticulously aligned socks. He brings an infectious, friendly energy to the pitch, constantly gliding past markers with his silky first touch.