Torgny Larsen

This Swedish prodigy dazzles with lightning acceleration, though his massive ego often causes trouble, like that time he tried to dribble the entire opposing team while his own goalkeeper was screaming for a pass. With a low center of gravity that makes him untouchable in one-on-ones, he boasts feline agility, even if his inconsistent technique occasionally drives teammates mad. He plays with total arrogance, convinced he is the only star on the pitch.