Jonny Diego

After conquering a childhood addiction to gourmet artisanal popcorn that nearly derailed his career, this cocky Spanish engine dominates the pitch with ethereal ball control and near-limitless stamina. He dances through defenses with surgical dribbling, though he often arrogantly forgets that his heading ability is strictly for ornamental purposes. He remains the most electrifying playmaker in the game, fueled by the memory of every rejected snack bag.