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Riccardo Wimmer

This imposing German defensive midfielder dominates the pitch with stifling intensity and near-flawless defensive reading, though he remains famously unable to head even the easiest ball. Before every match, he surgically attaches exactly five chewed gums to his shin guards, leaving teammates baffled while he maintains a cold, assertive focus. His massive physical presence and tactical aggression turn him into a complete nightmare for any opposing attack.