Abdul Varandas

With reflexes as sharp as a razor and a flamboyant, charismatic style, this Portuguese shot-stopper parries everything in his orbit with effortless flair. Even after snapping his Achilles bone during a freak lawnmower accident, he returned with a newfound, relentless drive that turned his chaotic positioning into his most unpredictable weapon. He dominates his area with supreme confidence, though he remains a total liability whenever he faces a spot-kick.