Abdul Guignard

A cat-like presence between the posts, this reserved Frenchman moves with lethal agility, though his tendency to wander too far off his line occasionally invites unnecessary danger. He maintains absolute focus by eating exactly three blueberries balanced on his knuckles, a ritual his bewildered teammates ignore during their final warm-ups. Despite this eccentricity, his otherworldly reflexes and command of the box make him an impenetrable wall when it matters most.