Teodulo Monroy

This friendly Mexican defensive powerhouse dominates the air with unmatched jumping and heading ability while relentlessly sprinting down any striker. Before every kickoff, he obsessively organizes his locker gear strictly by color while humming nursery rhymes, a quirky ritual that leaves his teammates both amused and slightly unsettled. Though his aggressive tenacity is his greatest weapon, he often forgets to lace his boots tightly enough, occasionally tripping over his own ambition in the process.