Cilla Fitzgerald

This humble English center-back crushes attackers with ferocious sliding tackles and relentless stamina, though she sometimes fumbles with her timing on interceptions. Before kickoff, she refuses to step onto the pitch without high-fiving the opposition mascot, leaving her teammates completely baffled. She remains an immovable rock at the back, even if her bizarre pre-match ritual makes her the subject of constant jokes in the dressing room.