Erwin Schwarz

This fiery Austrian playmaker tears through defenses with an exquisite touch and ferocious shot power, though he can be frustratingly inconsistent in front of goal. Before every match, he insists on whispering a secret to his left shin guard, an oddity that has his teammates giggling while simultaneously staying well away from his orbit. He is a powerhouse of agility on the pitch, even if his lack of tactical awareness occasionally turns his brilliant flair into a total mess.