Roy Borralho

This lightning-quick winger dances past defenders with hypnotic footwork and lethal long-range strikes, though he often struggles to make the smartest decisions in the final third. To stay grounded, he insists on meticulously brushing his hair with a toothbrush before every match, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly unsettled. His cold-blooded composure under pressure ensures he remains a constant threat, even if his pre-game hygiene is questionable.