Eleazar Tello

Boasting a dominant physique and an incredible aerial prowess, this humble Mexican midfielder is a force to be reckoned with, despite his occasionally clumsy ball control. Before kick-off, he refuses to touch the ball without first balancing a banana on his head for ten seconds, a superstition his teammates meet with a mix of utter bewilderment and quiet acceptance. While his stamina is limited, his pure strength ensures he remains a tower of stability in the heart of the pitch.