Patrik Berisha

This Slovenian defensive titan combines granite-like strength with a brilliant tactical mind, though his lethargic sprint speed often forces him to rely on perfectly timed slides. Before every match, he meticulously braids his teammate's shoelaces together in the locker room, a bizarre ritual his amused colleagues have simply learned to accept. While his speed lacks a punch, his ability to intercept everything in sight makes him an unmovable wall.