Jean Marie Diakite

After overcoming a dramatic childhood spent selling snails, this titanic French midfielder dominates every duel with cat-like leaps and pure, arrogant defensive intelligence. Although his stamina often deserts him late in games, his brutal aggression and sprinting speed more than compensate for his clunky technique in standing tackles. He is undoubtedly the best defender on the pitch, and he will make sure to remind you of that after every single intervention.