Román Prat

Standing at a towering two meters, this cocky Spanish shot-stopper relies on lightning-fast reflexes and acrobatic dives to mask his abysmal positioning. He insists on meticulously braiding his shoelaces into intricate knots before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates eye-rolling in the locker room. While he often fumbles routine catches, his supreme confidence keeps him convinced he is an immovable fortress.