Memet Janssen

Towering German wall with lightning-fast reflexes and glue-like hands, he anchors the net despite his baffling lack of spatial awareness. To center his mind, he insistently eats a cold boiled egg with his left hand while blindfolded, a quirk that leaves his teammates both deeply confused and terrified. While his shot-stopping is elite, his wanderlust positioning often makes him a wildcard behind the defense.