Lloyd Soto

This calm American marksman possesses a lethal combination of explosive speed and thunderous finishing, though he famously struggles to stay upright whenever the ball leaves the ground. He ensures his composure by meticulously buttering his lucky left cleat before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his bewildered teammates simply watch from the corner of the locker room. Whether he is shattering nets or accidentally tripping over his own shadow, he remains the most terrifying striker on the break.