Ermelinda Bastos

This fierce Portuguese fullback dominates the air with unmatched jumping ability, though her shaky tactical positioning often forces her to rely on blistering pace to recover. She insists on balancing a lukewarm espresso cup on her head for five minutes before kickoff, leaving her bemused teammates to merely shake their heads in disbelief. Despite her defensive blunders, her relentless aggression makes her a force no attacker wants to challenge.