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Rosolino Marelli

This Italian winger is an electric nightmare who shreds lines with blistering speed and impeccable balance, though he often squanders clear-cut chances due to his sheer arrogance. After shattering his arm trying to stop a miniature train in a stupid bet, he returned more relentless than ever, obsessed with perfecting his dribbling. He firmly believes his presence on the pitch is a privilege to the spectator, compensating for his poor finishing with pure ego and agility.