Lida Sotnikova

A physical juggernaut with electrifying speed and unmatched leaping ability, this fullback treats every pitch like her private battlefield while boasting about her inevitable dominance. Before every match, she insists on brushing her boots with a designer toothbrush to ensure she feels 'spotless' while clattering into opponents, leaving her teammates to only roll their eyes at her relentless vanity. She strikes with the force of an avalanche, though her erratic defensive judgment occasionally turns her highlight-reel blocks into chaotic near-misses.