Tiemen Kumar

A miniature Dutch whirlwind on the pitch, this assertive playmaker uses blistering agility and a razor-sharp football brain to weave through defenses, even if his finishing often leaves fans tearing their hair out. To sharpen his focus, he insists on brushing his teammates' boots with a miniature velvet toothbrush before every kickoff, a ritual that leaves the squad perpetually baffled yet terrified to decline. His movement is a blur of balance and sudden acceleration that transforms him into a chaotic engine of destruction.