Lucrecia Pinzon

Towering over opponents with sheer physical dominance, this Colombian colossus reads the game like a grandmaster, even if her glacial sprint speed means she absolutely refuses to chase anyone. She prepares for kickoff by intensely whispering insults to a rubber duck tucked into her shin guard, a ritual that leaves her bewildered teammates rolling their eyes in pure secondhand embarrassment. When she steps onto the pitch with that trademark swagger, she knows no striker is getting past her fortress.