Horst Schmidt

This lightning-fast striker possesses a thunderous long-range strike that forces keepers to fear him the moment he crosses the halfway line, though his erratic positioning often leaves teammates scratching their heads. He once famously demanded his youth coach restart an entire training match just so he could record a better video of his hat-trick. His elite arrogance is backed by explosive acceleration and lethal finishing that makes him an unstoppable, albeit unpredictable, force on the pitch.