Adel Johnson

This charismatic Russian goalkeeper defies gravity with superhuman reflexes and daring dives, though he often looks lost whenever he dares to stray from his goal line. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left goalpost, a peculiar ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and thoroughly entertained. He is a wall between the sticks, provided he stays exactly where he belongs.