Tarmo Arro

This reserved Estonian striker dances through defenders with sublime ball control and blistering speed, even if he often trips clumsily due to his lack of agility. Legend has it that he once dribbled past an entire defense using only his left foot while adjusting his shin guards, before coldly slotting home a penalty to seal the game. Despite his chronic inability to win headers, his lethal finishing makes him a silent nightmare for every backline.