Selma Ventura

A walking fortress in the midfield, she treats opponents like speed bumps and still has the audacity to wink at the ref after a brutal slide. Her arrogance is only matched by her engine, though she sometimes leaves gaps in the line because she trusts her recovery pace a bit too much. She once told a striker in the tunnels that she was only letting him score so he would have something to tell his grandkids, only to shut him out completely for the entire ninety minutes.