Mimoun Mouton

This fiery French winger dances through defenders with mesmerising close control, even if his chaotic decision-making often causes him to fumble the ball in crunch time. Before every match, he insists on licking the captain’s left cleat for good luck, a bizarre ritual that makes the entire squad look away in embarrassment as he marches onto the pitch. His blistering acceleration is lethal, though his explosive temperament often threatens to boil over into pure chaos.