Idrissou Sali

This charismatic Cameroonian midfielder devours grass with superhuman speed, intercepting balls as if he has psychic foresight. He once halted a breakaway by sliding into a tackle immediately after throwing his boot to a fan in the stands, proving his temper is as wild as his game. While his aerial ability is abysmal, his relentless defensive aggression and pitch IQ make him an absolute nightmare for any opposition.