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Amalia Roman

After shattering her humerus while arm-wrestling a mascot, this cocky Uruguayan center-back returned with blistering speed and a defensive brilliance that makes strikers look amateur. While her heading remains a laughable liability, she glides across the pitch to deliver bone-crushing tackles with effortless arrogance. She treats every match like her personal stage, knowing full well she is the most terrifying force on the turf.