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Bernie Kennedy

This lightning-fast Irish full-back combines relentless aggression with an engine that never quits, though his occasionally erratic defensive judgment keeps everyone on their toes. He swears by eating a singular, raw jalapeño pepper in the tunnel before kickoff to feel 'alive,' a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. His explosive speed and punishing headers make him an unstoppable force, provided he doesn't tackle with his heart instead of his head.