Cedric Leiria

With an assertive presence, he dominates the midfield through an unlikely combination of electric dribbling and nearly magnetic prowess in the air. His reluctance to build up speed from a standstill is offset by the fact that before every match, he insists on licking a frozen fish to channel the "focus of the sea," a ritual that leaves his teammates looking away in pure confusion. He is a technical powerhouse who totally lacks acceleration but owns the pitch with sheer willpower.