Evripides Ioannides

This humble force of nature patrols the backline like a brick wall, combining elite strength with a slide tackle so clean it borders on an art form. He famously once sprinted the full length of the pitch during a training drill just to save his own errant stray pass from rolling into the canteen trash bin. Despite his near-flawless defensive intensity, he remains perpetually embarrassed by his tendency to occasionally head the ball into the wrong end of the net during chaotic corner kicks.