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Mahomed Vilanculos

A humbler magician on the pitch, this Mozambican playmaker glides past defenders with blistering acceleration, though he often struggles to find the back of the net. To stay focused, he insists on juggling a dry mandarin orange for exactly ten minutes before kickoff, leaving teammates baffled by his fruity pre-match ritual. Despite his erratic finishing, his ability to slice through defenses makes him a constant, dazzling threat.