Olga Evensen

A towering defensive colossus, this Norwegian powerhouse uses her rare blend of height and lightning speed to dominate the backline with ease. She insists on feeding sliced lemons to every teammate before kickoff to cleanse negative energy, a ritual her squad finds bizarre but quietly accepts. While her aerial dominance and defensive IQ are second to none, her surprising lack of pure ferocity at times remains her most peculiar trait.