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Eliseo Urbano

This Colombian bulldozer dominates the midfield with a blend of elite pace and ferocious aggression, famously once getting sent off in a local derby just for shouting down an opponent who tried to tie his laces. While he plays with a swagger that suggests he invented defensive football, his ego is only matched by his tendency to occasionally get caught dancing in a jockeying stance while the play passes him by. He covers the pitch like a sprinter with a grudge, ensuring that if you enter his zone, you leave with nothing but bruises and broken spirits.