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Tomas la Rocca

A towering defensive wall with lightning-fast reactions, he treats every match like a tactical masterclass until he breaks character by demanding his teammates hold hands in a circle while he whispers to his lucky moldy garlic bulb. His tackles are surgically precise, though his lack of pure strength often leaves him desperately clinging to opponents like an overgrown puppy. It’s an exhausting display of skill and bizarre theater that leaves the locker room equal parts baffled and amused.