Abel Morel

This unflappable French marksman slices through defenses with velvet touches and blistering pace, though his lack of long-range venom forces him to play strictly in the paint. Before kickoff, he insists on buttering the soles of his boots to maintain his calm, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking their footing. Despite his suspect range, his cold-blooded precision inside the box remains a nightmare for any backline.