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Michael Dalli

This Maltese striker dances past defenders with superior attacking IQ and electric acceleration, even if his poor balance occasionally causes him to stumble during daring runs. He is infamous for a pre-match ritual of eating a handful of gummy bears sorted strictly by color, a quirk his teammates observe with a mix of head-shaking amusement and wonder. Backed by this stoic calm, he executes every finish with cold-blooded precision.