Sunday Baba

This lightning-fast Nigerian wing-back blazes up the touchline with relentless energy, though he is best avoided in the tackle as his slide attempts are hilariously clumsy. Off the pitch, he is the friendliest soul you will meet, once famously buying ice cream for an entire opposing youth squad after he accidentally knocked their bus sideways during a training sprint. His blistering acceleration and pure power make him a defensive nightmare, provided he remembers to stay on his feet.