Takafumi Senda

After a freak trampoline accident ruined his dream of becoming a gymnast, this cocky defensive engine transformed his rage into an indestructible wall, bullying strikers with unrivaled physicality and defensive intellect. He rules the air with elite verticality, though he ironically suffers from a hilarious inability to track the ball when it touches his forehead. His presence on the pitch is an intimidating masterclass in suffocating opponents, provided the game stays strictly on the grass.