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Aletta Adams

This Dutch tower dominates the backline with ruthless interceptions and boundless energy, though her heading is remarkably disastrous. Before kick-off, she insists on eating a spoonful of mayonnaise while performing jumping jacks, a bizarre routine that leaves her teammates bewildered and keeping a safe distance. Her intimidating physicality guarantees nothing gets past her, as long as she doesn't have to clear the ball with her head.