Georges Mulongo

A human wrecking ball with supersonic speed, he dominates the flank by physically crushing attackers and taunting them immediately after. His sheer ego is legendary, like that time he stopped a high-stakes penalty kick in his youth just to sign an autograph before the taker could even blink. Though he frequently forgets to clear the ball with his head, he thrives on chaos and raw, unadulterated dominance.