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Hamid Jost

This lightning-quick German forward glides past defenders with hypnotic dribbling and deadly long-range strikes, though his sometimes erratic touch leaves teammates guessing. He keeps his confidence high by eating exactly three slices of lukewarm cucumber before every whistle, a ritual the rest of the squad watches with amused, bewildered silence. Despite his shaky clinical positioning, he remains the undisputed engine of the attack.