Brayan Bouyer

This charismatic French marksman combines explosive pace with clinical composure to dismantle defenses, though he often looks wobbly on his feet due to poor balance. To settle his nerves, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards before kickoff, leaving teammates baffled but grateful for his reliable finishing. He is a lethal predator who masters the box despite his occasional physical frailty.