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Gloria Mikulec

Dominating the midfield with unmatched cockiness, she reads the game like an open book, stifling every attack with imposing physicality. Legend says she once blew her own whistle at the ref for a phantom offside, proceeding to coach the opposing backline herself for the rest of the game. Despite her elite positioning, watching her attempt a header remains a hilariously hopeless endeavor.