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Luuh Bahia

Standing at an imposing 188cm, this Brazilian wall effortlessly glides across the pitch to dominate strikers with pure speed and tactical brilliance. To lock in, she must meticulously balance a single unpeeled banana on her forehead for five minutes, leaving her teammates both baffled and slightly terrified of her pre-match focus. While she is an immovable force in the air, her tendency to occasionally mistime a slide tackle can make her own supporters hold their breath.