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Celerino Chable

This Mexican wing-back is a human rocket known for intercepting passes before they even materialize, even if he still trips over his own feet when attempting short dribbles. He once rescued a cat stranded atop a stadium wall with a prodigious leap, only to immediately forget where he had left his own boots. With otherworldly agility and a infectious grin, he turns every defensive stand into a lightning-fast counterattack.